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Gen. Jack T. Ripper

Uh oh... you scored a ### out of possible 127 points.

Oh my. You're a little confused, aren't you? So serious, yet so absurd. You are General Jack T. Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove". You have some very intense notions about the way the world around you REALLY is, but...umm... I think the pressure is getting to you. Maybe you're disappointed with your career. Maybe your sex drive isn't what it used to be. None of this is any excuse to start thinking that the end of the world is upon you. So before you go starting World War III in the loving name of peace, why not check out Viagra's website, or go hit balls around the golf course for a while? Please, save us all the trouble of having to dig new bomb shelters.

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    They scored 96% on troublepoints, higher than 95% of your peers.

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