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Joseph Stalin

You scored 9/13 communist points and 3/13 funk points.

You are Joseph Stalin. You are a dirty filthy commie red. However, you do not have the funk nature at *all*. You have much to learn.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • communism Distribution

    They scored 9% on communism, higher than 70% of your peers.

  • funk Distribution

    They scored 3% on funk, higher than 46% of your peers.

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