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Iapetus: It Has a Dark Side

Iapetus is one of Saturn's farthest moons

One half of Iapetus is very bright, reflecting a lot of light, while the other side is very dark, reflecting very little light. Iapetus people look happy and easy going, but they have a dark side.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 13% on Mars, higher than 17% of your peers.
They scored 36% on Jupiter, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Mercury, higher than 33% of your peers.
They scored 22% on Venus, higher than 17% of your peers.
They scored 50% on Earth, higher than 55% of your peers.
They scored 18% on Saturn, higher than 25% of your peers.
They scored 20% on Uranus, higher than 24% of your peers.
They scored 50% on Neptune, higher than 52% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Pluto, higher than 20% of your peers.
They scored 19% on Ceres, higher than 7% of your peers.
They scored 15% on Pallas, higher than 12% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Icarus, higher than 2% of your peers.
They scored 6% on Luna, higher than 2% of your peers.
They scored 13% on Io, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 11% on Ganymede, higher than 12% of your peers.
They scored 42% on Titan, higher than 48% of your peers.
They scored 67% on Iapetus, higher than 95% of your peers.
They scored 8% on Triton, higher than 18% of your peers.
They scored 30% on Europa, higher than 36% of your peers.
They scored 20% on Prometheus, higher than 49% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Tethys, higher than 25% of your peers.
They scored 0% on Enceladus, higher than 26% of your peers.

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Pluto: The Oddity

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Ceres: The Come-back Kid

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Icarus: The Daredevil

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Io: The Changing One

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Ganymede: Big Fish in a Small Pond

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Titan: The Mystery

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Iapetus: It Has a Dark Side

One half of Iapetus is very bright, reflecting a lot of light, while the other side is very dark, reflecting very little light. Iapetus people look happy and easy going, but they have a dark side. Read more

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Europa: The Icy One

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Prometheus: The Organizer

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