The Sexual Scenario Survival Test

All possible test results

The Puritan

Wow, you're too pure to be true, seriously why were you even taking this test, why are you even on a dating site: Do you think this stuff didn't happen? It did, oh it did. Perverse and inept people a... Read more

The Greenhorn

Well you had some normal responses to these situations, if a little on the prudish side. We're not convinced you've ever been in sexual scenarios like these and to be honest that makes you pretty luc... Read more

Vanilla With a Twist

Congratulations you seem pretty normal to us, unless our questions haven't been tailored to your fetish. You've obviously found yourself in a few strange encounters and you know how to get yourself ou... Read more

The maverick

You've been in some of these situations haven't you? And you've retained your sense of humour. Whilst you deal with the scenarios very well we've noticed you're not above bringing your own twisted res... Read more

The Sexual Oddity

You've just started sliding down a slippery slope but we can tell you now that you're only going to gather speed, start putting the breaks on before you get any more debauched. Jerry Springer is not n... Read more

The Deviant

Well what we tell you that you don't already know or haven't already tried. Theren't aren't many taboos left and I'm sure you're the main protagonist in most of these scenarios. We've been known to gi... Read more

The Unspeakable

Wow, we really didn't expect anyone to get a score this high. You're really really screwed up. You either belong in prison or you've a fucked up sense of humour. You define the people who get us in ... Read more