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Action film writer

You scored 76 commerciality, 61 application, and 31 torturedness!

Biff! Pow! Shazzam! You spend your time researching technology and weapons, and you love it. Your creativity stretches about as far as deciding what sort of gun the hero should have, and you wouldn't recognise self-doubt if it popped a cap in yo ass.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • commerciality Distribution

    They scored 76% on commerciality, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • application Distribution

    They scored 61% on application, higher than 93% of your peers.

  • torturedness Distribution

    They scored 31% on torturedness, higher than 10% of your peers.

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