Alpha Snob

You are the creme de la creme, PLUS you know that I left out two accents in that phrase. You also may have picked up a spelling or grammar mistake in this test and said to yourself, "Christ, who wrote this thing, Koko the Ape?" You say "actually..." a lot.

The UP side! You are smarter than almost everyone you know, and you know it. Knowledge gives you great pleasure, and you make sure everyone knows it. You vote wisely, you speak cleverly, and not only do you use big words but you can probably spell them correctly as well. On a more practical level, there's a good job waiting for someone with your skills and knowledge base.

The DOWN side Most people find you irritating. Even your friends. Unless you're uncommonly tactful, especially your friends. But still, they look up to you because you know more than they do. Just try to quit finishing their sentences for them.

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Alpha Snob

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