Their result for The Intellectual Snob Test ...

The Dabbler

You are ###% intellectual snob.

Well, you didn't suck and you didn't rock. You might run with a pack of intellectuals, but you've got other friends out there too, who don't waste your time arguing about symbolism in Finnigan's Wake . You probably like to read, but you're also not oblivious to the wonderful world of theme parks and X-Box.

The UP side! Your friends never look at you like you shit in their soup because you've never seen "Friends."

The DOWN side If you are in college, you probably have to deal occasionally with real snobs who tramp your opinions into the ground or make glib remarks about your vocabulary. They feel the need to show intellectual rank. Ignoring them usually works.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • snobbins Distribution

    They scored 60% on snobbins, higher than 56% of your peers.

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Alpha Snob

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