The Intellectual Snob Test
Their result for The Intellectual Snob Test ...
The Dabbler
You are ###% intellectual snob.
The UP side! Your friends never look at you like you shit in their soup because you've never seen "Friends."
The DOWN side If you are in college, you probably have to deal occasionally with real snobs who tramp your opinions into the ground or make glib remarks about your vocabulary. They feel the need to show intellectual rank. Ignoring them usually works.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 49% on snobbins, higher than 25% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Commoner
You don't hold much truck with the high and mighties of the world, and who can blame you? There are more important things in this world than fancy words and opinions. Can even one of them s... Read more
The Dabbler
Well, you didn't suck and you didn't rock. You might run with a pack of intellectuals, but you've got other friends out there too, who don't waste your time arguing about symbolism in Finnigan's ... Read more
The Snob!
Congratulations, you're a bonafide snob. You probably know your James Joyce, your Salman Rushdie, and you've seen "Rashomon." You are the meat and pototoes of the black-wearing, novel-toating, libra... Read more
Alpha Snob
You are the creme de la creme, PLUS you know that I left out two accents in that phrase. You also may have picked up a spelling or grammar mistake in this test and said to yourself, "Christ, who wrot... Read more
