The Intellectual Snob Test
Their result for The Intellectual Snob Test ...
The Snob!
You are ###% intellectual snob.
The UP side! Membership to any group feels pretty good...even those whose members all claim to be independent. It's fairly easy to spot your own; just crack open that well worn copy of Catcher in the Rye in front of some little greasy spoon and you've identified yourself as a member of the elite.
The DOWN side Intellectuals, just like high school preps, are constantly jockeying for position, and you're probably not at the top of the ladder. Y'know that one friend you have that you're constantly trying to impress? That's the alpha. Without some serious studying, he/she will forever look down on you as just slightly better than the slobbering illiterate masses you so despise.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 67% on snobbins, higher than 75% of your peers.
All possible test results
The Commoner
You don't hold much truck with the high and mighties of the world, and who can blame you? There are more important things in this world than fancy words and opinions. Can even one of them s... Read more
The Dabbler
Well, you didn't suck and you didn't rock. You might run with a pack of intellectuals, but you've got other friends out there too, who don't waste your time arguing about symbolism in Finnigan's ... Read more
The Snob!
Congratulations, you're a bonafide snob. You probably know your James Joyce, your Salman Rushdie, and you've seen "Rashomon." You are the meat and pototoes of the black-wearing, novel-toating, libra... Read more
Alpha Snob
You are the creme de la creme, PLUS you know that I left out two accents in that phrase. You also may have picked up a spelling or grammar mistake in this test and said to yourself, "Christ, who wrot... Read more
