Their result for The Pirate History Test ...

Common Mate

You scored 50 % in Famous Pirate Trivia, 90 % in Pirate History, and 20 % in General Piratiness!

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t' mythic porportions in history, an' somehow endeared theyselves int'the hearts of modern children everywhere in spite of all th' malicious murderin' an' debauched deeds they done. Ye may not be cap'n material, but ye obviously know yer trade well a'nuff t'keep yerself alive and yer neck its natural length in th' face a danger an' th' law. Right on thare sailor, give us an "Arrrrg" an' dance us a jig... ye've earned yer full share a the loot!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Famous Pirates Distribution

    They scored 50% on Famous Pirates, higher than 33% of your peers.

  • History Distribution

    They scored 90% on History, higher than 77% of your peers.

  • Piratiness Distribution

    They scored 20% on Piratiness, higher than 1% of your peers.

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Booty?! HA! Wot booty? Yer our prisoner mate... yer part o' OUR booty! Yer not but a landlubber caught off yer guard. Honestly, ye know next t'nuthin' aboot pirates. Hell, ye pro'ly figgered a boardi... Read more

Cabin Boy

Well, et ain't much, bein' a cabin boy, but et's a start... a bloody low start t'be sure. Ye know jist a'nuff aboot bein' onboard a ship t'not fall out yer get yer skull cracked in fer steppin' on som... Read more

Pirate Cook

Well, ye ain't near as green as the cabin boy, but ye still ain't pullin' yer weight around 'ere. True ye pro'ly lost yerself a limb an' all throughout yer time a pirating, but that ain't no excuse fe... Read more

Cabin Boy

Well, et ain't much, bein' a cabin boy, but et's a start... a bloody low start t'be sure. Ye know jist a'nuff aboot bein' onboard a ship t'not fall out yer get yer skull cracked in fer steppin' on som... Read more

Pirate Cook

Well, ye ain't near as green as the cabin boy, but ye still ain't pullin' yer weight around 'ere. True ye pro'ly lost yerself a limb an' all throughout yer time a pirating, but that ain't no excuse fe... Read more

Common Mate

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t... Read more

Pirate Cook

Well, ye ain't near as green as the cabin boy, but ye still ain't pullin' yer weight around 'ere. True ye pro'ly lost yerself a limb an' all throughout yer time a pirating, but that ain't no excuse fe... Read more

Common Mate

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Pirate Doctor

Well now, ain't ye a fine edjicated type one? Takes a good amount a knowin' t'be a saw-bones, an' some amount'a guts t'be one on a pirate ship at that. But wot am Ah sayin', ye already know that don'c... Read more

Cabin Boy

Well, et ain't much, bein' a cabin boy, but et's a start... a bloody low start t'be sure. Ye know jist a'nuff aboot bein' onboard a ship t'not fall out yer get yer skull cracked in fer steppin' on som... Read more

Pirate Cook

Well, ye ain't near as green as the cabin boy, but ye still ain't pullin' yer weight around 'ere. True ye pro'ly lost yerself a limb an' all throughout yer time a pirating, but that ain't no excuse fe... Read more

Common Mate

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t... Read more

Pirate Cook

Well, ye ain't near as green as the cabin boy, but ye still ain't pullin' yer weight around 'ere. True ye pro'ly lost yerself a limb an' all throughout yer time a pirating, but that ain't no excuse fe... Read more

Common Mate

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t... Read more

Pirate Doctor

Well now, ain't ye a fine edjicated type one? Takes a good amount a knowin' t'be a saw-bones, an' some amount'a guts t'be one on a pirate ship at that. But wot am Ah sayin', ye already know that don'c... Read more

Common Mate

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t... Read more

Pirate Doctor

Well now, ain't ye a fine edjicated type one? Takes a good amount a knowin' t'be a saw-bones, an' some amount'a guts t'be one on a pirate ship at that. But wot am Ah sayin', ye already know that don'c... Read more

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All hands a-top deck -- the Cap'n be here! Well, Cap'n, ye made it t'the top... commander a yer own ship an' a pack a ruthless sailors t'lead int'the glorious battle fer riches and reknown. But it we... Read more

Pirate Cook

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Common Mate

Well lookee 'ere. Wot we got then? If et ain't but yer everyday mate... the common swabby wot filled th' fine ranks a them salty sea dogs wot's known as th' criminals of th' sea, raised great cap'ns t... Read more

Pirate Doctor

Well now, ain't ye a fine edjicated type one? Takes a good amount a knowin' t'be a saw-bones, an' some amount'a guts t'be one on a pirate ship at that. But wot am Ah sayin', ye already know that don'c... Read more

Common Mate

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Pirate Doctor

Well now, ain't ye a fine edjicated type one? Takes a good amount a knowin' t'be a saw-bones, an' some amount'a guts t'be one on a pirate ship at that. But wot am Ah sayin', ye already know that don'c... Read more

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Pirate Doctor

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By all th' blessed beauties o' th' deep! This is th' greatest of all honors. Ah never thought Ah'd live t'the day when Ah would meet th' fabled Captain Johnson, knower a all thare is t'know about us p... Read more

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