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Midlander

Congratulations! You are ###% Northern!

Smack bang in the middle quite literally, an honorary Brummie. You have traits of both a Northerner and a Southerner. There may be a humour gap but you may also have a well paid job but not be stuck up about it. Clearly you'd prefer to be Northern, so do a few rain dances and you may be forced to adapt to a more Northern way of life. The rain is a big deal up here, alright?!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 59% on northernscores, higher than 53% of your peers.

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Cockney Wuss

You're brash and difficult to understand. You think you're God's gift and you clearly aren't...you're a Cockney for pity's sake! You should be ashamed of your accent and stop already with the "rhyming... Read more

Southern Fairy

You're stuck up and a bit of a ponce. You should be ashamed of your accent..."ah" is NOT a vowel! "Fack off!" "Bahhhhth" and "Lahhhhugh", clearly it's baff and laff. And i thought Americans were an in... Read more

Midlander

Northern Munkeh

You're certainly a bit of a character! You are of an advanced evolutionary state and you have every right to be smug! It's clear you have a top sense of humour, the only thing you probably don't have ... Read more

'ard Northerner

You got the swagger and i bet you own a flat cap. You must be one of the proudest people on the planet. It's something special to be thought of as a Northerner. Superior intellect, quality taste in mu... Read more

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