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Barkeep Extroadinare

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Good Stuff. Like It. Not only could you discern spirit from liqueur, bitter from ale and lager from beer, but you could probably knock up a nice Jack'n'Coke too. Changing a barrel is definately a set-piece of your repertoire, wiping down is not. Leave that to the underlings, enjoy your slot in the Barkeeps Hall of Fame.

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    They scored 95% on barpoints, higher than 90% of your peers.

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Fraud

Ha! Busted! You've never worked in a bar, you just pretend like you have so that you appear knowledgable and cool, lost in your Tom Cruise in 'Cocktail' fantasy. Well tough luck fucko, because you've ... Read more

Slops Drinker

Pathetic. Okay, so maybe you've been in a few bars in your time, but Holy Mother Of God, did you have your eyes shut or something? You haven't ever worked in a bar, you're just on the faker vibe. You ... Read more

Pint Puller

Solid. You've clearly poured out more than a few pints in your time, maybe even knocked up a cocktail or two. However, this is not to say you know the ins and outs of day-to-day bar life, you're a mer... Read more

Barkeep Extroadinare

Good Stuff. Like It. Not only could you discern spirit from liqueur, bitter from ale and lager from beer, but you could probably knock up a nice Jack'n'Coke too. Changing a barrel is definately a set-... Read more

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