Their result for The Art of Cursing Test ...

Still retarded.

You scored 68 in the art of cursing

Q: What's the difference between yourself and a sick mallard duck? A: Your mom is a whore. I don't know, maybe you just don't speak english natively? That's the best answer I can come up with. Fucker.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • cursepoints Distribution

    They scored 68% on cursepoints, higher than 17% of your peers.

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Retard

You're a fucking retard. Your complete inability to string together even the simplest obscene sentence only goes to prove that you're probably a spastic teenager who never gets any action. Read more

It's a girl!

You're probably a girl. You might also just be a spastic male teenager who hasn't been properly schooled in cursing. A third possibility is that you are neither of these things, in which case you sh... Read more

Still retarded.

Q: What's the difference between yourself and a sick mallard duck? A: Your mom is a whore. I don't know, maybe you just don't speak english natively? That's the best answer I ca... Read more

Getting warmer

Chances are you're not all that dull if you got this far. You've still got a lot to learn in the art of cursing, but I won't hold that against you. Either that or you have a hot mom that I want to h... Read more

Fucker!

Ha! You actually did pretty well on this test. You're not the most skilled person in the world when it comes to swearing, but you're not horrible, either. If you sucked hard, this is where the joke... Read more

You win!

If you are reading this, you probably scored in the top-tier of the art of cursing test. That means that you're number one at the top. Either that or you cheated, you scat-film loving son of a prost... Read more

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