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All American Action Hero!

2 Smarts, 3 Hardcore, 0 Ruthless and 3 Sappy!

You just really really rock. And you know it! So you're an arrogant prick, but by god, you're an arrogant prick no one ought to mess with! You're like Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris roled into one! Maybe even with Vin Diesel's voice! You stroll through the toxic jungles, annihilating everything in your path, whether it be mutant vegetation, fleeing villagers, dinosaurs (in a post-apocalyptic world? really?), or cute little babies. You're that hardcore. You're so hardcore in fact, that the whole world has come to worship you as their new god/goddess. Even the Friendly Neighbourhood Messiah knows you're too full-on for his/her sappy charms. You inspire people by your example, and crush them with the back of your pinky finger. We all love you, even when you're roundhouse kicking us to the face. And once you're done doing that, you finish up with a nice, simple "Fuck, yeah."

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Smarts Distribution

    They scored 2% on Smarts, higher than 23% of your peers.

  • Hardcore Distribution

    They scored 3% on Hardcore, higher than 78% of your peers.

  • Ruthless Distribution

    They scored 0% on Ruthless, higher than 15% of your peers.

  • Sappy Distribution

    They scored 3% on Sappy, higher than 84% of your peers.

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