You died first. Ha!

Well it was pretty close, but I won! I'm going to outlive you by at least a couple years or so. Send me a postcard, and I'll try and visit your grave a couple times before my time comes. I'm quite thrilled at this result!

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The Following Directions IQ Test The name says it all. Perhaps my trickiest IQ test.
The Take the Jeopardy Challenge Test A great tests for fans of jeopardy. Somewhat lengthy.

"Which character am I" tests

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The Life in Hell Test Which rabbit are you in this Matt Groening (The Simpsons) strip?.

Tests that are actually games

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Death related test

The Wecome To Your Funeral Test Tells you who attends your funeral and when you'll die.
The Who's Dying First Test See if you are likely to outlast me on this planet.
Would Jesus Die For Your Sins? Short and sarcastic (like me!)

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The rest (or the "Could be deleted any day tests...")

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The Smokey the Bear Forest Fire Test This test is really pathetic. Don't take it.

All possible test results

Cryogenics?

This is an unexpected score. Perhaps you are not signed in and you haven't entered an age. Maybe you entered an age of like 14. If this is a genuine score, then it looks like you will be visiting m... Read more

You Outlived Me

Damn it! I don't know how you did it, but you outlived me. It looks like you will get the pleasure of walking this earth while my body is slowly decomposing. I'm a sore loser and I'm not... Read more

I died first(barely)

Congratulations! It was a close call, but you were able to outlive me by the tiniest of margins. So while my body is starting to decay, it looks like you will be taking your last few breaths in your... Read more

You died first. Ha!

Well it was pretty close, but I won! I'm going to outlive you by at least a couple years or so. Send me a postcard, and I'll try and visit your grave a couple times before my time comes. I'm quite ... Read more

You died WAYY 1st

Wow, it wasn't even close. You died way before me. Perhaps you got unlucky, or perhaps you are quite a bit older than me already. I don't mean to gloat, but I'm pretty excited about this. I hope y... Read more

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