Their result for The Are You Soviet Test ...

Political Dissident

63% Soviet!

You are a political dissident. Your pathetic masquerade did not fool our counter-subversive forces for a second. I hope you like Siberia, comrade.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Party loyalty Distribution

    They scored 63% on Party loyalty, higher than 47% of your peers.

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Imperialist Spy

You are an imperialist spy! Surely you knew that you could never escape detection by the strong Soviet intelligence forces. The days of your subversive, counter-revolutionary activities are over. Enj... Read more

Political Dissident

You are a political dissident. Your pathetic masquerade did not fool our counter-subversive forces for a second. I hope you like Siberia, comrade. Read more

Hard-Working Comrade

You are a hard-working comrade in the socialist paradise. Continue to work hard for the prosperity of the Motherland. Remember, however, that our counter-subversive forces are ever-vigilant and will q... Read more

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You are a communist party official! Your hard work towards the greater glory of the Motherland and all its peoples is recognized and appreciated, comrade. Remember to report any subversive, uncommunis... Read more

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