Slap!

You are a dick. Stop thinking/playing with it. Also, get the fuck away from me.

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Ignored by Me

You aren't really worth getting the baby powder out. Or listening to. Read more

Slap!

You are a dick. Stop thinking/playing with it. Also, get the fuck away from me. Read more

Grooooovy

No slaps here. Look how happy I am to see you. You can think for yourself and do not need a drool cup. Thank Christ. If you really want me to, I'll still slap ya. But you have to ask nicely. ;) Read more

Let's hang out!

You are cool enough for me to admire the asshole in you. If I slap you, it's because a)you asked me to, b)I'm drunk, OR c)it turns you on. Read more

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