Their result for Test who's REALLY in control of your mind ...
9 World_saver, -5 Impulsive, 3 Technological and -11 Mystique!
Ok, make sure you're sitting down and take a deep breath... You are a robot! Or really a cyborg, but robot will do for now. In the late 1970's a corporation called FriendTech created a series of household robots so complex that it was almost impossible to distinguish them from a human being. The governments of the world soon gathered in the UN to ban the creation of these robots until the full implications of this new invention had been investigated. FriendTech agreed to be compensated for their costs and stop manufacturing their product, having discovered that there was no market for it. People just found these robots too scary.
Those robots that had already been made were programmed to believe they were human, given false childhood memories and were "adopted" into various circles of friends and families around the world. A few perv - sorry, "people of a somewhat unusual sexual orientation" even agreed to be love and sex partners of these humanoid machines.
Yup, you're one of those humanoid machines and everybody except you knows that you are. So whenever someone is treating you without the respect you deserve it's because their fear and superstition is shining through. Maybe this is tough news, but don't worry. The UN will erase this knowledge as soon as they find out that you have it. Until then, self-deception is your best friend. Especially since you have no real friends, only people paid by the UN to pretend that they like you.
What your score means:
World saver: All scales range from -15 to 15. At 15 on World saver you're the kind of bastard who wants to shove your saintly ways down everyone else's throats. At -15 you're the kind of bastard who'd never care for anyone who isn't useful to your egocentric purposes. Then there are lots of bastards in between. You got 9 on this scale.
Impulsive: At 15 on this scale you're the annoying kind of person who's completely lust-driven and extremely hard to predict. At -15 you're the annoying kind of person who can't scratch your nose without making a detailed action plan a week ahead. Then there's lots of annoyance in between. You got -5 on this scale.
Technological: Is technological even a real word? Anyway, at 15 on this scale you're the kind of sick techno-fetishist who'd have sex with a cell-phone if sex wasn't too organic for you. At -15 you're the sick kind of nature loon who thinks that fire and the wheel are too hi-tech. Then there's loads of sickness in between. You got 3 on this scale.
Mystique: At 15 on this scale you're the weird kind of person who's shrouded in mystery to the extent that people doubt your existence whenever you're not around. At -15 you're the weird kind of person who is completely down to earth, to the extent that people might think you're a machine or something. Then there's a lot of weirdness in between. You got -11 on this scale.Picture from http://www.clipartheaven.com
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 9% on World_saver, higher than 94% of your peers.
They scored -5% on Impulsive, higher than 15% of your peers.
They scored 3% on Technological, higher than 58% of your peers.
They scored -11% on Mystique, higher than 1% of your peers.
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