Their result for Test who's REALLY in control of your mind ...
13 World_saver, 3 Impulsive, 5 Technological and 3 Mystique!
It's common knowledge, at least among those of us who follow informed, unbiased media, that Barack Obama is actually a muslim communist liberal lesbian. Few people seem to be aware of his skills with pheromone based brainwashing, though. It's obvious that he has learned how to extract unknown elixirs from strange plants growing on Hawaii (that's a mysterious group of islands, I tell you). These elixirs have been spread through the atmosphere under cover of the US space program, (which we all know is just a hoax, right?) to turn the people of Earth into chemically enslaved drones. People like you, whose natural resistance has been diminished by your over-use of technical devices, are extra sensitive. Obama has also trained his hypnotic qualities to get to those who are resistant to chemical manipulation. Just look at those dark, beautiful eyes! Daaaaark...
Gee, I nearly lost it there. Anyway, this is why he got elected. Face it, there's no way the American people would have voted for him otherwise! He's a muslim communist liberal lesbian, for Christ's sake!
Unfortunately, you seem to have been affected by the Obama virus. That's why you behave irrationally, yet in a goodie-goodie way. Or else, you happen to be a muslim communist liberal lesbian too. I doubt it, though.
What your score means:
World saver: All scales range from -15 to 15. At 15 on World saver you're the kind of bastard who wants to shove your saintly ways down everyone else's throats. At -15 you're the kind of bastard who'd never care for anyone who isn't useful to your egocentric purposes. Then there are lots of bastards in between. You got 13 on this scale.
Impulsive: At 15 on this scale you're the annoying kind of person who's completely lust-driven and extremely hard to predict. At -15 you're the annoying kind of person who can't scratch your nose without making a detailed action plan a week ahead. Then there's lots of annoyance in between. You got 3 on this scale.
Technological: Is technological even a real word? Anyway, at 15 on this scale you're the kind of sick techno-fetishist who'd have sex with a cell-phone if sex wasn't too organic for you. At -15 you're the sick kind of nature loon who thinks that fire and the wheel are too hi-tech. Then there's loads of sickness in between. You got 5 on this scale.
Mystique: At 15 on this scale you're the weird kind of person who's shrouded in mystery to the extent that people doubt your existence whenever you're not around. At -15 you're the weird kind of person who is completely down to earth, to the extent that people might think you're a machine or something. Then there's a lot of weirdness in between. You got 3 on this scale.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 13% on World_saver, higher than 100% of your peers.
They scored 3% on Impulsive, higher than 78% of your peers.
They scored 5% on Technological, higher than 71% of your peers.
They scored 3% on Mystique, higher than 80% of your peers.
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