The Obscure Obscurity Test

All possible test results

What the Fuck?

Don't worry, this is probably the most irrelevant test you will ever take. On the other hands, that's what they said about your GED. Wander around coffee shops in the middle of the night sniffing gl... Read more

Over your head

You know the answer to life, the universe and everything, but do you know the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallw? Probably. But that's about it. Read more

Kinda Lost

You're not the filfthiest person alive- nor would you eat Divine's leftovers for the title, but you know it takes three licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop. Curl up with your JTHM and crank t... Read more

NOW I get it

You love your uncle Toxie and you know how to match up the Wizard of Oz and Dark Side. Good for you! All you need now is some Richard Cheese and Flossie and the Unicorns and you'll be be able to ali... Read more

OCD

You are the randommeister, wich is actually a real word. Really, it is. It was on the discovery channel, right before Plan 9 from Outer Space. You know that astronauts are not to be trusted. You kn... Read more