Category 1

Amazing! Probabilistically, no one should have done this poorly. I considered not even writing a description for Category 1 since I didn't think anyone could score this low, but you've made it all worthwhile!

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Category 1

Amazing! Probabilistically, no one should have done this poorly. I considered not even writing a description for Category 1 since I didn't think anyone could score this low, but you've made it all w... Read more

Category 2

I'm not going to lie to you--- you didn't do too well. Maybe it's time to kill those dreams of winning millions on a game show and start to consider the market value of that consolation toaster. Read more

Category 3

Your mediocrity leaves me at a loss for sarcasm. Believe me, I want to make fun of you, but it's not worth the effort. Sort of like how it wasn't worth the effort of taking this test to show off you... Read more

Category 4

You've done pretty well for yourself--- better than average. Cherish this success as you drink to your luck naked and alone tonight. But remember this: at some point in our lives we all get somethin... Read more

Category 5

Very well done. You've nearly attained perfection, but have at some point fouled up. And truly, what is more hideous than that shining creature that aspired to pure excellence and only just fell sho... Read more

Category 6

Wow, I have to admit, I probably wouldn't have gotten every question right. At least it comforts me to know you cheated. Read more

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