Damn the Distance..

If not for distance, you would be the perfect woman for me. It might be age, it might be geography, but there is distance.

That means you are still a perfect woman... just probably not for me. This is bad news only for me. Women like you are rare. You make the world a better place.

This test is probably best understood as a measure of openmindedness and communications skills. These are things I cherish highly in my friendships. I sent out invitations to people that seem to be open minded, creative, intelligent, and who seem to communicate well.

Remember, the distance axis is only applicable to me. One can communicate well and be open minded and the test has reflect that, whether or not one is near enough to be a serious friend to me. The test is geared toward possible new friends... but it is also geared to recognize special and intelligent people... and you are these things.

Some might ask why I would send an invitation to someone that (apparently) lives so far away. It should perhaps be noted that I have friends that list their location as New Zealand - who visit every six months because they have family in Lincoln. I have friends from London that are here monthly for business... I have friends from Seattle that are here two weeks ever summer... I have a friend from Texas that is an OTR trucker that is here twice a week on her route between Dallas and Regina Sask. I have a friend that has Macon GA on their profile - but they are here every other night because they are actually going to University here in Lincoln NE.

...one never knows unless one asks...

...and I thought the possibility of friendship with you would be worth the possible risk of being rejected by you...

May you find what you seek...

Peace...

L


P.S. If you want to find out What *Kind* of Friends we would most likely be, I have another test just for people like you! I think you would enjoy it... feel free to take it HERE...

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All possible test results

You're a Man, Baby!

You are not only in the lowest category, you are also a probably a 12 year old boy. Please go away. Now. Read more

*No Wang Zone*

Yeah, you might live nearby, but that isn't helping matters. You really need to go... you can decidedly *not* hang... Read more

Out of Towner...

You have the right plumbing, but live too far away. I have way too many friends that I never see without making more that I will never be able to spend time in three dimensions with... And there are ... Read more

Nice try...

You live close enough, and have the right plumbing, but you really need to work on your communications skills and open-mindedness. Hanging with one another would end up creating critical mass and eith... Read more

Nope... not talkin'

Um... wrong plumbing and too far away too boot... at least communication might be an option... but not a good one, considering that you don't seem to be very openminded... You might also ... Read more

No Guys!

Sorry dude... only innies need apply... I don't care how close you live. ...oh and take that communications class already... like yesterday... Read more

*sigh* too far away

I like that you have good communication skills, and being an "innie" definitely helps, but there are some distance issues that would pretty much mean you would end up killing me... ok? p... Read more

...Closed...

You like to talk, you are close enough in lots of ways... but I don't think we are very likeminded. So long as you don't turn into a klingon we might work it out, but I am not holding my breath... b... Read more

Open... but WRONG...

Congrats... you are openminded... but you don't actually communicate with people, will never visit, and probably have a dick as well... try again, dillhole... You might also be too young.... Read more

Hey! NO DUDES!

Yeah you are open minded and live nearby... ...but you not only don't like to communicate well enough, but also seem to have a dick! Try again, once you are post-op and take... Read more

Not Even Half Way?

I enjoy openminded people... but we really have to be able to talk. The bigger issue is that there is a bigger distance thing going on here than is likely to be healthy. It might just be age... but i... Read more

Danger Will Robinson

Wow. You could so be the perfect woman... if you worked on those communication skills. The problem with communication stuff is that eventually no matter how good things are, its all about the fighti... Read more

Dick the Distance!

Well you have an open mind and seem more willing than most blokes to communicate, but not only are you locationally challenged, you also seem to have a dick! ...sorry... I don't trust gu... Read more

No Sausage Fests...

Too bad you have a dick... ...oh well... Sorry... I don't trust men. I am sure you are a decent bloke, but you will never be more than a casual acquaintance... Read more

Damn the Distance..

If not for distance, you would be the perfect woman for me. It might be age, it might be geography, but there is distance. That means you are still a perfect woman... just probably... Read more

The Perfect Woman...

...do you have any idea how rare people like you actually are? This test is probably best understood as a measure of openmindedness and communications skills. These are things I cherish h... Read more

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