Jessica Alba

While it's good not to do things in excess, there is another thing to be said for never having any emotion in any direction whatsoever. Your work on screen is akin to that of a Barbie Doll, though Barbie was capable of having a sparkle in her eye. Watching you robot your way through a role is downright painful, and you certainly ought never to be expected to carry the weight of a movie by yourself, though people continue to let you try. At least you prove where looks can get you in Hollywood, but really...that's just depressing to the rest of us.

Hey! You scored 0% Overacting, 0% Raging, 0% Weeping, and 0% Dramatic-Pausing! Hoorah!

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