The Mediocre Actor/Actress Test

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Keanu Reeves

While it's good not to do things in excess, there is another thing to be said for never having any emotion in any direction whatsoever. Apparently, you're a robot, so it's a good thing you've played a robot a couple of times. Your career wouldn't be anywhere without special effects. Well, with the exception of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. We all could accept you for that, and frankly, you should have stuck with it. You certainly ought never to be expected to carry the weight of a movie by yourself, though people continue to let you try. And at least when you were good-looking, it distracted people from your failure, but now you're not even the cutest of the bunch. It's hard to find any redeeming arguments for why people continue to pay you in this field.

Hey! You scored 0% Overacting, 0% Raging, 0% Weeping, and 0% Dramatic-Pausing! Hoorah!

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Keanu Reeves

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Jessica Alba

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Will Smith

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Kiera Knightley

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Hugh Grant

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Renee Zellweger

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Angelina Jolie

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Ben Affleck

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Tom Cruise

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Nicole Kidman

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Leonardo DiCaprio

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Natalie Portman

No matter what emotion you're given, you try to do too much. You aren't selective with which route to go, and you rarely have any sense of which emotion is most impo... Read more

Meryl Streep and Philip Seymour Hoffman

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