OkCupid | Take The where you fit in my evil army Test

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Their result for The where you fit in my evil army Test ...

Authorities

You scored 9 Trust, 10 Skills, 3 Reliablity, and 8 Expenablity!

You have scored in the Authorities bracket, your basically the equivalent of a well trained sheep, or George W. Bush... you are my enemy and you will be dealt with in the most painful of manners.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 9% on Trust, higher than 51% of your peers.
They scored 10% on Skills, higher than 46% of your peers.
They scored 3% on Reliablity, higher than 21% of your peers.
They scored 8% on Expenablity, higher than 38% of your peers.

All possible test results

Preferred Minion

You are a preferred minion, that means I would prefer if you didn't die because you have some uses to me, but it Id just as soon let you die than not... Read more

Minion

You have scored Minion that means to me your basically cannon fodder, quick go rush into that building over there and check for enemies... Read more

You have scored Sheep, meaning that you are one of the people that I will one day rule over; unfortunately for you I have a really good idea for population control *orders preferred minions to execut... Read more

Elite Minion

Congratulations you have scored as an Elite Minion, while your still pretty much cannon fodder, because of your mad skills, you can be used in battle that have a slightly important outcome... oh yeah ... Read more

Kamikaze

Because I just don't trust your crazy ass, and youre pretty expendable you are my new kamikaze minion, meaning heres some sticks, go attempt to kill some sheep in that mob of sheep headed toward o... Read more

Authorities

You have scored in the Authorities bracket, your basically the equivalent of a well trained sheep, or George W. Bush... you are my enemy and you will be dealt with in the most painful of manners. Read more

Perferred Minion

You are a prefered minion, that means i would prefer if you didn't die because you have some uses to me, but it i'd just as soon let you die than not... Read more

Minion

You have scored Minion that means to me your basically cannon fodder, quick go rush into that building over there and check for enemies... Read more

Snitch

You are a Snitch, or a mole, you bullshitted you way in and now you will pay "Snitches catch stitches and wind up in ditches" Read more

Henchman

Congratulations you are a henchman, you have some job security, but not much to put it another way I wont intentionally send you to your death unless Im in a bad mood or you look at me funny... Read more

Assasin

Congratulations you are one of my assasins, well train, trusted, to a point, and not very expendable, you have some use to me... Read more

Enemy assasin

ah thought you could get the drop on me you damned evil enemy assasin, well guess what your ass is mine, "LT, Execute this tratiorous scum!" Read more

Henchman

Lead Minion

Your a lead minion, gather some others and attack some sheep in.... that direction... *YAWN* 5 mins later... Lead minion returns, Lord, we were ambushed, Me: gather some more minions and go ambush t... Read more

Undercover agent

***BANG*** Nice try, you almost infiltrated my evil organization... but now your dead... Read more

Trusted LT

You are close to my heart, if you are a female you're probably wifey material, if your a guy, you the best man, if i'm already married by the time you fill out this quiz and your female then your my g... Read more