Their result for The Witch Trial Survival Test ...

Shrew Harpy WITCH!!!

Alas, it's pretty likely you would have been burned as a witch. Your unusual way of looking at the world, while a great asset in an age that admires and rewards rule-breakers, made you stick out like a sore thumb during the time of the witch trials. As if your highly unorthodox world view weren't bad enough, you just didn't know when to keep your mouth shut about it. You were the kind of woman who would get into an argument with the town magistrate over the price of bread, and throw in a parting shot about his wife's inability to bear children as you stormed out of the town square. Chances are that you practiced a highly suspect trade like midwifery or herbal healing. Your connection to the cycles of the earth can come in handy today, but back then, it would have gotten you into serious trouble.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • outspokenness Distribution

    They scored 87% on outspokenness, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • orthodoxy Distribution

    They scored 30% on orthodoxy, higher than 41% of your peers.

  • intuition Distribution

    They scored 96% on intuition, higher than 100% of your peers.

  • earthiness Distribution

    They scored 87% on earthiness, higher than 100% of your peers.

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Farmer Brown

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Quiet Sarah Browne

You regularly have prophetic dreams but you're wise enough to keep their meanings to yourself. You've been visited by angels and spend half your time in a sort of dream reality. Unless those around yo... Read more

The Green Woman

Poor dear. In another age, you would have been revered for your wisdom, your knowledge of herblore, and your connection to the Other World. But ever since they published they published a href="http:/... Read more

Goody Bradford

Goodwife Bradford, you have nothing to fear. Not only are you the very image of every husband's perfect wife and mother, your faith in Our Lord is unwavering. You haven't a psychic bone in your body, ... Read more

Friar Lawrence

Tending your beehives in the hills of Tuscany, or copying manuscripts in the scriptorium of an Irish monastery, you are every inch a servant of the Lord. You live happily by your oath of poverty, chas... Read more

The Christian Mystic

If it weren't for your undying devotion to the church and your unquestionable love for the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, your dreams and portents might have made you a target for witch-persecution. Bu... Read more

Saint Francis

You are Saint Francis of Assisi. As long as you can make it to your audience with the Pope, you should be okay. Good luck, and mak... Read more

The Rabble-Rouser

Completely unorthodox and unabashedly outspoken, you would start an argument for absolutely no reason. This kind of behavior might have gotten you accused and even executed as a witch, but more's the ... Read more

Burn the WITCH!

I hate to say it, but you have probably the worst combination of traits it's possible to have in this test -- at least if you would have liked to have survived the Inquisition. Not only did you not kn... Read more

Burn the WITCH!

Chances are you were a nice goodly wife (pronoucned WEEF), who just had the ability to see and feel things that other people couldn't. If you had the sense to keep your mouth shut from time to time, y... Read more

Shrew Harpy WITCH!!!

Alas, it's pretty likely you would have been burned as a witch. Your unusual way of looking at the world, while a great asset in an age that admires and rewards rule-breakers, made you stick out like ... Read more

Inquisitor

You were the official in charge of examining the accused to see whether or not they were, in fact, witches. A true believer in the dark powers of Satan, you also believed that the women, men, children... Read more

Jesuit Priest

Chances are very good that you would have been a Jesuit Priest during the time of the witch trials. Of course, I'm completely ignorant as to what the Jesuit order was up to between, say 1600 and 1800,... Read more

The Accuser

You were the woman who saw Quiet Sarah Browne as she made her nightly rounds in sleep because you also have a touch of The Sight, although you'd never admit it to yourself. All you knew is that she ap... Read more

Rebecca Nurse

You are one confused lady (or guy). You definitely believe in the church and its teachings, but you just can't get your head around the notion that the pleasures of the flesh are nothing but an illusi... Read more

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