The What Office Supply Would Have Oral Sex On The Beach With You If Colors Were Sounds Test (oh, and also, the picture for this test is a woman with Rachel Ray tattooed on her back)

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The Smelly Kid

Heck YES.

Oh man.  You win!  This is the BEST possible test result.  Good job!  Congrats!  You should be very proud of yourself.

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  • Dopplegangerness Distribution

    They scored 4% on Dopplegangerness, higher than 14% of your peers.

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Eh. You're an Average Joe. But Office Supplies Will Still Date You.

So you might not be getting amazing oral sex from inanimate objects, but you are still comfortable enough with yourself to have tons of confidence.  That's why Eddie Murphy looks so pleased.  Good j... Read more

The Smelly Kid

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Your New Name is Mary.

So yeah, all of these office supplies would give you mind-blowing oral sex if they could.  But they can't because you aren't on acid and they are inanimate objects.  You scored really low on the ... Read more

You're Different Than Most People That You Know

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