Their result for The Sex Survey Application and Test ...

Got a Bar You Like?

You are better than 90% of everyone else. That's probably not good enough.

You seem rather fantastic. I can't belive you actually clicked through all that, as you're probably not desperate whatsoever. Not that I am .. or anything. Like .. I could get ass any time I wanted .. seriously. So .. what's your screen name?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • sexfulness Distribution

    They scored 90% on sexfulness, higher than 95% of your peers.

All possible test results

Absolutely not.

Dude. You have herpes, don't you. That or you're hideous. Maybe you consume baby flesh or, worse, the Bible. Who knows. The point is that you're a god-awful match for me. Chances are I'd rather take a... Read more

Uhhh... No?

Sorry, babe. I don't think it's gonna happen. Could it be that you're too much of a virgin? I mean .. that's not bad or anything, especially when you're religious, which you may be. I don't know. Anyw... Read more

Maybe if I'm drunk.

Well you're not riddled with disease, nor are you otherwise AWFUL. But you might still be ugly (or religious, or both .. which is essentially sex pestilence.) Hm. Well, just remember, your chances and... Read more

If you charm me.

Interesting. You've managed to sidestep all the big caveats (AIDS, virginity) and ended up in the middle. Sex, like Archeology, is not an exact science. There may be time enough .. for us. Read more

Maybe. Possible liar

This is kind of the average result for the test. Therefore, there's a fairly good chance that you're completely awesome, but, more likely, you're a liar who carefully skewed her obesity and/or religio... Read more

Got a Bar You Like?

You seem rather fantastic. I can't belive you actually clicked through all that, as you're probably not desperate whatsoever. Not that I am .. or anything. Like .. I could get ass any time I wanted ..... Read more

My Place. Now.

Come over. Seriously. You've reached the near-theoretical limit of my desire. One has to wonder what a cool cookie like you is doing on OkC, but that one is not I, as I have better things to do. Like ... Read more

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