Their result for The Consumer Whore Test ...

Anti-consumerist

You scored 35 consumer index!

You understand that consumerism is out of control and you are part of the solution. However, be aware that you are just as susceptible to becoming a "market" as anyone else...hence the shoe. Be careful to do your homework and avoid falling into step with the hypocritical rhetoric surrounding anti-consumerist ideals.

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  • consumer index Distribution

    They scored 35% on consumer index, higher than 23% of your peers.

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