Their result for The Which Discworld Character Am I Test ...

DEATH

You scored 90 intelligence, 35 morality, and 61 physical strengenth!

YOU ARE SMART, SAVVY, AND KNOW WHAT DEDICATION TO THE JOB IS...MOST OF THE TIME. YOU ENJOY YOUR WORK, AND EVEN HELP OUT OTHER ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATIONS FROM TIME TO TIME. RECENTLY, YOU'VE LEARNED WHEN TO BEND THE RULES, MUCH TO THE DEATH OF RATS'S CHAGRIN.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • intelligence Distribution

    They scored 90% on intelligence, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • morality Distribution

    They scored 35% on morality, higher than 3% of your peers.

  • strength Distribution

    They scored 61% on strength, higher than 43% of your peers.

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