All possible test results
You have endured great struggles. Before, you were perplexed by the world and felt trapped in middle-class idosyncrasies. Now, you can dance and you can love. You understand eternity and converse w... Read more
You are trapped in a world with no meaning. Perhaps you are well-read or widely travelled, but you must see through the folly of human endeavour to advance to anything bordering on a meaningful exist... Read more
Your entire life you've known your goals, but it appears you are now trapped by them. The powerful man is imprisoned by power, the rich man, by money. In a search for independence you will be torn a... Read more
It's not that you will die by your own hand, only that you derive consolation from the fact that you could. Should the world become too painful, there is always an emergency exit.
You would do well t... Read more
How you managed to master the complexities of the internet is beyond this humble compiler. For all that, with thee, I have no quarrels. You are God's child, and regardless of your innate stupidity, ... Read more
Congratulations, you're terrifically middle-class. You may be well-read, you may even be well-travelled, but God forbid that anyone should feel emotion or question their existence! Your only advanta... Read more
You can fly and run at break-neck speeds, you have superlative regeneration powers and are infinitely strong. Also, when things get really tough, you can use your heat vision.
Unfortunately, you can'... Read more
You live only a simulacrum of life. You are not so much your own person, as other people's idea of who you are. That is to say, your only purpose is to life up to peoples' expectations. What exactl... Read more