The What Musical Instrument Are You (in bed) Test?
Their result for The What Musical Instrument Are You (in bed) Test? ...
The Harp
38% Rhythmic, 59% Melodic, 27% Loud and 45% Pretty!
Well aren't you a beautiful thing. You're ancient technology, so old that you either came to America with the first native settlers or were independently reinvented there. You're famous for your mellow sound. People find you beautiful and relaxing.
There's a harp sitting in my living room that needs to be tuned. It's fun to play when it is, especially if there's someone else to play along with. In my experience the harp is most often played by beautiful young female Celtic musicians. I look at them and wonder if they're harps in bed.
As a lover you're probably gentle and somewhat dainty. But there's a lava like passion swirling beneath the surface. The only reason people think the Italians are better lovers than the Irish is because the Italians are so darn cocky about it. Like the Irish Harp, anyone who manages to get into your pants will find something so beautiful it will melt their heart.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
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They scored 38% on Rhythmic, higher than 16% of your peers.
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They scored 59% on Melodic, higher than 69% of your peers.
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They scored 27% on Loud, higher than 13% of your peers.
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They scored 45% on Pretty, higher than 67% of your peers.
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