The What Kind of 3 am Are You Test
there is no escape
All possible test results
ambien
you are asleep. enjoy your boring dreams Read more
oh god help me!
Hi honey. did you sign the divorce papers yet? Read more
orlando rules!
you either work in the hospitality industry, allied health, food service, informaton technology or some other industry that has 3rd shift. drugs make your life bearable Read more
the poor planet
not only are you a 3rd shifter but you are a NASTY CRANKY ONE TOO if you are waitstaff, you spit in people's salad. Read more
College kids
typical messed up high school or college kid. roll the joint tighter sweetheart. Read more
Selfish prick
you fuck em, steal their money and then you expect them to wash the floor? you are one cold SOB Read more
That's me!
you are my evil twin. if you are up at 3 am it is because you are working AND enjoying. there is nothing like a coffee break...especially if it involves LOTS of cream and sugar....hmmm...whipped crea... Read more
there is no escape
i already told you, i'm not talking to you until you sign the divorce papers. Read more
