Their result for The What Kind of 3 am Are You Test ...

That's me!

You scored 633 am sex, 50 3 am work, 40 3 am SOB!

you are my evil twin. if you are up at 3 am it is because you are working AND enjoying. there is nothing like a coffee break...especially if it involves LOTS of cream and sugar....hmmm...whipped cream...can i put a dollop right there and lick it off?

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • 3 am sex Distribution

    They scored 63% on 3 am sex, higher than 84% of your peers.

  • 3 am work Distribution

    They scored 50% on 3 am work, higher than 72% of your peers.

  • 3 am SOB Distribution

    They scored 40% on 3 am SOB, higher than 64% of your peers.

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ambien

you are asleep. enjoy your boring dreams Read more

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orlando rules!

you either work in the hospitality industry, allied health, food service, informaton technology or some other industry that has 3rd shift. drugs make your life bearable Read more

the poor planet

not only are you a 3rd shifter but you are a NASTY CRANKY ONE TOO if you are waitstaff, you spit in people's salad. Read more

College kids

typical messed up high school or college kid. roll the joint tighter sweetheart. Read more

Selfish prick

you fuck em, steal their money and then you expect them to wash the floor? you are one cold SOB Read more

That's me!

you are my evil twin. if you are up at 3 am it is because you are working AND enjoying. there is nothing like a coffee break...especially if it involves LOTS of cream and sugar....hmmm...whipped crea... Read more

there is no escape

i already told you, i'm not talking to you until you sign the divorce papers. Read more

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