The Inward Spiral
The biggest mess possible. Like, tangled birds nest, fishing line and barbwire on fire kind of mess.
My god, how did you even make it this far in life? Youre completely dysfunctional, irrational and self-destructive. Not only do you lack direction, but even if you had it, youd crash it into the side of a building. On purpose.
Honestly though, I respect you because youre the kind of person who soon will, or already has, hit absolute rock bottom. Youve got nothing left to lose, so really, youre free to do anything. Go nuts. Forget balance. Fuck ambition. Your brain works like a cyclone or a flushing toilet and its good for exactly one thing: creative suicide.
I salute your particular brand of insanity; its plentiful and dangerous. Not only do I expect to hear about you on the news, I expect to hear about you on the news setting yourself on fire and leaping from your citys capital building. This world may not have been a good fit for you, but at least your exit, in all its violent glory, will make for one hell of an entertaining evening in front of the TV for the rest of us.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
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