The Scalene Triangle
Youve got great ambition. Your interests are intense, though sometimes a bit twisted, and you know how to party. In fact, youre the motherfucker who just cut in front of me to get at the tequila.
People like you end up in extreme situations, be it in your job, social circle or law suit. Youd be the lawyer defending someone who got caught with an ounce of bud on them while taking a break from court in the bathroom to do a couple lines.
I fucking love people like you, and chances are you shag like a rabid minx. You could be a terrible marriage partner though, because youd likely trade-up for someone hotter prelude to each of your divorces.
You will be, or already are in a position of some power. Good money. Awesome benefits. The world is yours to sodomize, if only youd seek proper counseling. Thats where youll learn a little something called impulse control.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
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