The Shape Test
The Chaos Polygon
In fact, youre so crazy I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to find youve spent some time in a mental institution. And by spent some time, I mean youve been there since you were born.
Do they really let mental patients use the internet? That doesnt seem very wise to me.
Anyway, let no one accuse you of lacking motivation; youve got enthusiasm enough to split the bindings on your straightjacket if only you could concentrate on just one thing at a time. Your interests and intentions are completely haywire. One moment you might want to write a 10,000 page novel, only to become distracted by the sharp corners of the paper. People like you never really figure out what they want in life, but they certainly DO a whole hell of a lot. Like talk about shit nobody cares to hear.
Personally, I find subjects like you fascinating, but Im likely to give you Five Across the Eyes when you interrupt me, throw your dinner across the room, find the solution to terrorism and fall asleep with a book of poems cradled in your arms.
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Yeah, I've got you pretty well figured out by now.
You're into my style, so check out my fashion.
(Don't worry about losing your place on OkCupid. It will stay open in a separate window)
All possible test results
The Inward Spiral
Youre a fucking mess. The biggest mess possible. Like, tangled birds nest, fishing line and barbwire on fire kind of mess. My god, how did you even make it this far in life? Youre comp... Read more
The Chaos Polygon
Wow. Youre fucking crazy. In fact, youre so crazy I wouldnt be the least bit surprised to find youve spent some time in a mental institution. And by spent some time, I mean youve b... Read more
The Oblique Star
Hello Nelly! Youve got inspiration enough to light up an entire city but your energy is incompatible with the circuits so you cause a blackout instead. Youre both extreme AND lop-sided; a po... Read more
The Concave Polygon
Hey psycho, fucking relax. Its not your fault. But seriously, youre suffering an awful lot of pressure from the sides, and if you dont let that energy out, youre going to explode out... Read more
The Amorphous Blob
Why you dirty, lazy hippy. I hate you. Just kidding. Its the smell I cant stand. Seriously though, you have no direction and very little motivation in life. Youre cool with whatever c... Read more
The Upright Oval
This is all a matter of perspective, but youre kinda boring, arent you. Sure, youre a healthy-minded individual solid direction strong moral principles, but my god please get some passio... Read more
The Solid Hexagon
Jesus fucking bananas, youre about as exciting as moss dying in a forest full of old-growth trees. Yes, youre solid and damn few people can fuck with you, but please try something new every ... Read more
The Square
Much like a square, the sum of your personality is equal to 360 degrees of fucking boring. Your desire is average, your mental stability is normal and your moral compass is always pointing in the ... Read more
The Rectangle
Hey condom-breath! You only live once. Take a chance for Christs sake. Just kidding. Youre actually not that boring. Youre solid and strong. You cant be pushed around or knocked over ... Read more
The Parallelogram
Now things are starting to get interesting if only youd hit the tequila more often than the white zinfandel. Think of yourself as a rectangle with some sharp edges; youve got a good amount of... Read more
Equilateral Triangle
Finally; someone with a few good spikes to their otherwise insipid personality. Youre pretty normal, pretty healthy-minded, but when someone pisses you off, youve actually got enough scrote to... Read more
The Scalene Triangle
Thats right psycho; youre sharp as fuck and cutting your way to awesome heights. Youve got great ambition. Your interests are intense, though sometimes a bit twisted, and you know how to pa... Read more
Isosceles Triangle
Oh yes. Regardless of gender, youre like a giant cock fucking its way to the stars. Youve got serious ambition and it will, or already has, brought you some awesome shit. Fame? Fortune? ... Read more
The Ascending Ray
Jesus, whats wrong with you? Dont you know other people have feelings too? Emotions to consider? Youd do well to learn even a little something about mercy, because youre like an unstoppable... Read more
The Star
Congratulations; youve already made it. Now Im going to kick you in the pee-machine out of pure jealousy. Your personality is virtually perfect in balance, ambition, morality and rationali... Read more
The Perfect Circle
Oh yes, you are the greatest geometric shape of them all. You are perfection. You are the next Messiah. The next Buddha. You are in flawless balance. You may have done some terrible things ... Read more
