1,615,040 offspring

1,615,040. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone could on this test. To have that many copies of your genetic code running around in just 32 generations is really impressive.

You're at the top of the scoring spectrum: you have the right mixture of intelligence, savvy, and assertiveness to spread your genes like a rock star. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a very long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line could represent either a second marriage or an affair:


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18,050 descendants

18,050. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

32,730 descendants

32,730. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

47,270 descendants

47,270. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

61,690 descendants

61,690. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

71,710 descendants

71,710. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

72,180 descendants

72,180. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

95,720 descendants

95,720. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pr... Read more

142,300 descendants

142,300. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is p... Read more

143,990 descendants

143, 990. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is ... Read more

176,570 descendants

176,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is p... Read more

273,290 descendants

273,290. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is p... Read more

307,570 descendants

307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is p... Read more

406,590 descendants

406,590. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

607,330 descendants

607,330. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

656,050 descendants

656,050. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

769,440 descendants

769,440. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

794,690 descendants

794,690. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

806,050 decendants

806,050. Nice. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pret... Read more

811,320 descendants

811,320. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone ... Read more

849,310 descendants

849,310. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone ... Read more

939,500 descendants

939,500. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone ... Read more

959,390 descendants

959,390. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyone ... Read more

1,034,670 offspring

1,034,670. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyon... Read more

1,142,330 offspring

1,142,330. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyon... Read more

1,615,040 offspring

1,615,040. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyon... Read more

1,635,900 offspring

1,635,900. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyon... Read more

1,728,190 offspring

1,728,190. Wow. You're no Mongol warlord, but when you consider today's evolved moral standards, you did just about as well as anyon... Read more

3,971,320 offspring

3,971,320! Holy shit. You're approaching Mongolian standards, and when you consider today's evolved social moors, you did just about... Read more

3,979,180 offspring

3,979,180 ! Holy shit. You're approaching Mongolian standards, and when you consider today's evolved social moors, you did just abou... Read more

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