The Possessed Plush Animal

You're some kid's favorite toy. But you probably scare his or her parents a little bit. It's not a terrible thing, but it's kinda bad.

 

You're sweet and cute, yes, but you're also a little bit evil, and for that, we salute you.

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The Skank Ho Weave

You smell a little. You're a bit nappy. But you still rock it, despite the bitchiness and the constant ringing of your obnoxious ring tone. You're popular for no reason, but most of your f... Read more

The Possessed Plush Animal

You're some kid's favorite toy. But you probably scare his or her parents a little bit. It's not a terrible thing, but it's kinda bad.   You're ... Read more

The Smelly Whore's Crusty Panties

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The Slut With The Heart of Gold

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Satan's Personal Trainer

Oh, my. Oh my my my. I didn't think we'd see one of you in these parts. Frankly, you're terrifying. You're mean and skanky. If you were just one, we could forgive you. But you're not. Sorr... Read more

The Brittle Hottie

You're not a bad person. You just think the world revolves around you. And hey, you're cute. And you're not a bad person at all. You just love yourself a little too much.... Read more

The Prissy Nun

Get your holier-than-thou head out of your ass and live a little. It really doesn't hurt. Read more

The Well-Rounded Boring Person

You're a little bit of everything. Not in an amazing way like a pizza. You know, pizzas have a little cheese, a little bread, a little sauce, and a little topping. It's great. Y... Read more

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