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just a bad day

You scored 55 piss-me-offness!

you are a somewhat decent person that had the bad luck of either saying or doing something that i noticed and didnt care for.this action of yours may not even be an everyday occurence for you but it doesnt matter.you can chalk your death up to unfortunate timing.I will turn you into a human pincushion using toothpicks.I will insert them until you bleed to death and the screams of "NO PLEASE!!!!I DIDNT MEAN TO!!!!!!!!!!!!" will fall on deaf ears.

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  • piss-me-offness Distribution

    They scored 55% on piss-me-offness, higher than 36% of your peers.

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