Their result for The University of Useless Information Test ...

Held back!!

You know 54% absolutely useless information!!

You have been placed on academic probation. You have exhibited a little knowledge of useless information, but you'll never get top honors with a score like that. Study harder!!

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Random Trivia Distribution

    They scored 54% on Random Trivia, higher than 60% of your peers.

All possible test results

Kicked Out!!

You are hereby kicked out of the University!! We're not even sure why you applied? Read more

Failed!!

You have been placed on academic probation and are seriously close to being expelled. We haven't given up on you as you do exhibit a miniscule degree of knowing useless information, but our standards... Read more

Held back!!

You have been placed on academic probation. You have exhibited a little knowledge of useless information, but you'll never get top honors with a score like that. Study harder!! Read more

Barely Trivial!!

You are at the very bottom of the graduating class! We will grudgingly hand over your degree, but don't bother applying for a graduate program. Read more

Squeaked By!!

You just barely made it, but we will issue you a degree in useless information. You could try applying for our graduate program, but chances are you won't be accepted as our standards are very high. Read more

Graduate!!

Congratulations! You are the average graduate, but we will issue your degree nonetheless. Our standards are very high, but you might want to consider applying for our graduate program. Read more

Graduate w/Honors

With Honors!! Congratulations!! You are very close to the top of the class, and for that we have accepted you into our graduate program if interested. You should definitely message the dean, she's ... Read more

Top of the Class!!

You are so full of useless information, you make me drool. You are not just at the top of our class, you are the top!! Way to go!! You should definitely message the dean ;) Read more

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