" Never fuck that!"

No offense, but loosen up! For some reason, when people see you, they sure as hell aren't think, "I wanna fuck that!" No, siree. Perhaps you are too cold and evil, or because you are too squeaky clean. If you don't want sex, people probably won't see a sexy person. You have to give off that presence that calls people toward you. Unfortunately, you don;t do that. Sorry, charlie. Perhaps if you loosened up and stop pushing people away, they'd want you, huh?

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" Never fuck that!"

No offense, but loosen up! For some reason, when people see you, they sure as hell aren't think, "I wanna fuck that!" No, siree. Perhaps you are too cold and evil, or because you are too squeaky clean... Read more

"You're kinda cute!"

Ok, so you can attract a few people. But, don't get too cocky. I said a few! Not many people have erotic thoughts about you. Perhaps it's because you're too hard-to-get. Ya know, have high standards a... Read more

" The good fuck"

You're about as fuckable as most people, which is not bad. Actually, it's quite healthy! You know how to act and what's appropriate. You know when it's the time and place for what. And people can use ... Read more

" The Punching bag"

Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in mader... Read more

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