OkCupid | Take The Hans Moleman Test

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Their result for The Hans Moleman Test ...

Moleman Expert

Congratulations! You scored 100%

You're a certified expert in the field of Hans Moleman. See, you're just as wierd as I am. Now, so long as you don't get left unattended in an X-Ray machine somewhere, you'll be just fine.

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They scored 100% on hanspoints, higher than 99% of your peers.

All possible test results

Moleman Flunky

You call yourself a Hans Moleman fan? You know nothing about the poor, enfeebled old codger! Now get lost before I throw a poisonous pastry at you! Read more

Moleman Wannabe

You think you know him, but you don't. It'd be best if you studied up a little more on him, otherwise you might just get suffocated by a giant bubble one day. Read more

You know just enough about Hans Moleman to avoid driving your AMC Gremlin into a tree. Feel good about yourself, because you know your friends are going to laugh at you for scoring well on this test. Read more

Moleman Expert

You're a certified expert in the field of Hans Moleman. See, you're just as wierd as I am. Now, so long as you don't get left unattended in an X-Ray machine somewhere, you'll be just fine. Read more

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