Their result for The Holy Grail Witch Test ...

WITCH!!

You are 100% Witch!

And God appeared in the clouds, and God said "It is a WITCH! Send it to the fires!" You heard the Lord. You are most definitely a Witch. You have been turning the entire town into newts - some of which got better, but nonetheless - you are made of wood, your nose is ugly and you must be burned. Do not try to deceive us by switching the duck for a goose, because the King is wise in the ways of science, and he will send in his Knights to hunt you down.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • wood Distribution

    They scored 100% on wood, higher than 100% of your peers.

All possible test results

Peasant

You may be a very strange individual, or even a newt, but your scientific test results indicate that you are NOT a witch. So take off that silly costume and bow to your Lord, you lazy peasant. Read more

Knight

You are a Knight of the Round Table... possibly. Or perhaps a newt or a duck, but you are rather unlike a Witch. You may even be female, but still not a Witch. You may also have an uncanny talent for ... Read more

Potential Witch

You have some semblance of a Witch. You may weigh the same as a duck, or perhaps you are merely female and a snazzy dresser. In any case, you are enough like a Witch that we have to use our largest sc... Read more

WITCH!!

And God appeared in the clouds, and God said "It is a WITCH! Send it to the fires!" You heard the Lord. You are most definitely a Witch. You have been turning the entire town into newts - some of wh... Read more

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