The Social Drinker

You like to have a beer to unwind sometimes, kick back with friends. Nothing serious. Your friends may harass you here and there, but you know your limits and you want to have a good time, not make a scene.

There is also the remote possibility that you are a seasoned, binge drinker who, at this point, does not have much of an issue with the body rejecting excessive alcohol, such as in passing out or vomiting. This is probably you if you have been in any branch of the armed forces or your career is in the nightlife industry somewhere (musician, exotic dancer, bartender, bouncer, etc).

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The Social Drinker

You like to have a beer to unwind sometimes, kick back with friends. Nothing serious. Your friends may harass you here and there, but you know your limits and you want to have a good time, not make a ... Read more

Frat Boy/Party Girl

SPRING BREAK!!! YEAH!!! You are pretty entertaining at all times and annoying on a few, but it doesn't matter. You are at the party to entertain yourself and you will continue to look back fondly on y... Read more

The Troublemaker

More times than not, you are getting your ass in trouble with that devil water. *I* think you get off on it. Let's try to stay out of the drunk tank for a little while, huh? Listen to your mo... Read more

The Regular

Whoa Nelly! Listen to your mother now, and listen good. Keep liquoring up at this pace and in no time you'll be the creepy regular at the bar that no one will talk to. Slow it down, ... Read more

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