Their result for The Man to Man Schlong Song Test ...
6 x 0.8" Length, 5 x 0.7" Girth, 3/5 Foreskin, 1/7 Neighbors
Length: Multiply and that is your result in inches. You want a man to be that long. For those that like to avoid math:
6 = 5", 8 = 6.5", 10 = 8", 12 = 9.5"
Girth: Multiply the result above and that is most likely the cock circumference you prefer out of another man.
4 = standard hot dog, 7-8 = standard toilet paper roll, 11 = standard can of soda
The higher your foreskin score out of 5, the more likely you are to prefer an uncircumcised cock on your lover.
The higher your neighbors score out of 7, the more important the cock's partners in crime (his balls) are to you.
This is more of a service than anything. Penis size is much like breast size, and the only way to fix either is to do something unnatural which hasn't been possible since the beginning of time until now. It's much like racism or what not: if someone doesn't like something about you that you cannot change by yourself, then he probably isn't the one for you - don't waste your time pursuing him.
Of course, whatever the results, you already knew this, but now a potential match can see the same results and assess on a very superficial level, whether you might be compatible or not.
**Just a note to takers: most men who have taken this test are scoring 8" in length or higher. I find this interesting and wonder if it is our exposure to pornography or a flaw in my scoring. You see, by most survey standards, only 2% of all males are 8" or larger from top base to tip. Could it be that all those males are gay? Doubtful, but a funny thought nonetheless.
Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)
They scored 6% on Length, higher than 6% of your peers.
They scored 5% on Girth, higher than 6% of your peers.
They scored 3% on Foreskin, higher than 70% of your peers.
They scored 1% on Neighbors, higher than 4% of your peers.
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