Their result for What's Your Poison? ...

The Connoisseur

57% Inebriated!

Hmm. Methinks you drink!

Ah yes, you have a much deeper understanding of the forbidden fruits that we cultivate, press and ferment into delicious beverages. Such knowledge would have made you a demigod in Neolithic times. Use it wisely.

You didn't find the Easter Egg but you can always try again. Good luck!

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Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Inebriated Distribution

    They scored 57% on Inebriated, higher than 64% of your peers.

  • KLP Distribution

    They scored 100% on KLP, higher than 92% of your peers.

  • EE Distribution

    They scored 0% on EE, higher than 36% of your peers.

All possible test results

Raconteur Extraordinaire!

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Dr Dipsomaniac!

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The Connoisseur

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The Social Drinker

You enjoy one with friends or a few with strangers to loosen your inhibitions. You might be capable of more serious drinking knowledge but for whatever reason you've not fully explored the weird an... Read more

The Abstemious

Ah. Our civilisation functions because of your diligent and dedicated efforts. You're careful, serious or alcohol intolerant - you're probably the designated driver and the drunkard's reluctant fri... Read more

Teetotaller

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