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English! (...English?)

(Yay, English.)

If you were a language, you'd be English. If you're a native English-speaker, FOR SHAME! Get some culture in your life. Just kidding. Sort of...ish. English is a great language in and of itself. Not only is it the interational language of diplomacy, business, science, technology, entertainment, etc...but there are so many words to choose from! The English language has the largest vocabulary offered (500,000-1,000,000 words). It's too bad that most English speakers only use around 20,000 words in their vocabulary.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

  • Japanese Distribution

    They scored 45% on Japanese, higher than 82% of your peers.

  • French Distribution

    They scored 85% on French, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Russian Distribution

    They scored 53% on Russian, higher than 91% of your peers.

  • German Distribution

    They scored 57% on German, higher than 88% of your peers.

  • Italian Distribution

    They scored 48% on Italian, higher than 49% of your peers.

  • Chinese Distribution

    They scored 30% on Chinese, higher than 67% of your peers.

  • English Distribution

    They scored 89% on English, higher than 98% of your peers.

  • Hindi Distribution

    They scored 24% on Hindi, higher than 56% of your peers.

  • Norwegian Distribution

    They scored 50% on Norwegian, higher than 71% of your peers.

  • Icelandic Distribution

    They scored 46% on Icelandic, higher than 65% of your peers.

  • Sign-Language Distribution

    They scored 10% on Sign-Language, higher than 14% of your peers.

  • Spanish Distribution

    They scored 38% on Spanish, higher than 40% of your peers.

  • Gaelic Distribution

    They scored 68% on Gaelic, higher than 94% of your peers.

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Sign-Language!

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Italiani! (Italian!)

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Deutsch! (German!)

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Русский! (Russian!)

Ooh, so if you were a language, you'd be Russian! The strong, husky type with a deep, smooth, heart-palpitating voice. Goodness me. No wonder those Russian spies get all of the action!/strong... Read more

Français! (French!)

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日本! (Japanese!)

So, it looks like if you were a language, you would be Japanese. It's kind of fast-paced, cute, and fun - but also aggressive when need be. I mean, samurai and ninja...come on!  span style... Read more

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