OkCupid | Take The Swear Word Usage Test

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Their result for The Swear Word Usage Test ...

Dumbass Fucker

You scored 17 relevance and 13 creativity!

OK, so you like to swear. And you do so in all kinds of situations, which is goddamn fine. But you tend to use the same old phrases that every fucking idiot spews out of their mouth. Mix it up a little. Throw in an "assbag" or a "fuckwad" here and there just for the hell of it. You'll thank my ass later.

Their Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

They scored 17% on relevance, higher than 8% of your peers.
They scored 13% on creativity, higher than 31% of your peers.

All possible test results

Novice Fucker

Shit, man...live a little and throw an explitive around once and a while. Life's too fucking short not to use some colorful language here and there. Say it with me, "I will swear today, dammit." Read more

Creative Fucker

OK, so you don't swear much, but when you do you're very colorful. You probably keep it bottled up, but once you unleash the explitives, you go all out. Much like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story". Op... Read more

Dumbass Fucker

Genius Fucker

You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out t... Read more

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