You were born in power, yet the annoying system you came from exists no more. You believe that only the people who look like old Nazi propaganda posters should, but no matter who, they are inferior to you, and your God-given mission is to rule them for your own good and the sake of God, and make sure that you are the last living human! Therefore, you secretly monitor their every movement, dissidents "disappear" overnight, outlawing all forms of entertainment and information and murdering potential... "Threats", as well as making examples of innocents in order to discourage insurgents! You are paranoid and cruel, and nobody but YOU believe in your system, yet every single one of them are too afraid to cross you for fear of the others, and you know it, and rejoice in the fear and despair around you! Congrats, you are the ultimate despot, and proud of it!
Motto: "I'm the only human who should live, the others are a plague, and must die!"
Time: Any occurrences of this madness has luckily been stowed away in the nearest asylum before they got to power!
Method: You use only the most Evil methods, and you use them only to reach the most Evil goals!
Organization: Warzone-like state, ruled by an unchallenged ruler. At the moment you die, nobody will be left on this planet, and that is just how you like it.
Famous Paranoid Presidents: None! Nobody can be this evil in real life!
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